Sunday, April 26, 2009

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Saturday, March 28, 2009

short vs. tall



i'm not short,
you're just tall!

tooth fairy



the tooth fairy
teaches children
that they can sell
their body parts
for money!

get a life



i don't need to
"get a life"
i'm a gamer
i have
lots of live

all at once



i do know it all.
i just can't remember it
all at once

5 seconds



by the time
you finish reading this
you realize you have wasted
5 seconds of your life

roses are red



rose are
red
violets are
blue
god made me
beautiful
what happened to
you??!!

skater boy



a skater boy
broke my heart..
i broke his board

police

the police
never thinks
it's as funny as you
do

fictional boyfriend



i have more
fictional
boyfriends
than you do!!


BEAT THAT!!

no trespassing

NO trespassing!!
violators will be shot!
survivors will be shot again!!!
;D

opinion vs. stupid



yes you have the right
to your opinion
and i have the right to think your stupid!

skittles



i hope you
choke on skittles
skittles Pictures, Images and Photos

play with fire



play with fire
no matter what your mommy says
Fire Pictures, Images and Photos
it's fun!

vegetarian



do vegetarians
eat animal crackers?? ;D

animal cracker Pictures, Images and Photos

funnier



it's funnier
now that i get it

artificial turf



the greener
grass on the other side
is probably
artificial turf

slinkies



people are like
SLINKIES
basically useless

and yet it's so amusing to watch
them fall down the stairs

periods and tampons for men



if men had their
"period"
they'd brag about the size
of their
tampons
;D

footsteps



don't follow in
my footstepts,
i run into walls!! ;D

warning



warning:
children
left
unattended
will be sold
to the circus

scissors

i run with scissors
..it makes me feel dangerous!!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

anti-stress kit

funny icon Pictures, Images and Photos

silence and duct tape



silence is golden
but
duct tape is silver

XD

pants



please tell your pants
it's rude to point!!!




optimistic



BE OPTIMISTIC!!

the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

LOL



the perfect thing to type when there is nothing else to say
-LOL!

angry people need hugs




angry people need hugs!!!!!



life before the computer

LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
-------------------------------
*memory was something that you lost with age
*an application was for employment
*a program was a t.v show
*a cursor used profanity
*a keyboard was a piano
*a web was a spider's home
*a virus was the flu
*a CD was a bank account
*a hard drive was a long trip on the road
*a mouse pad was where the mouse live
*and if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy
.....you just hoped nobody found out!

japanese




Funny Icon Pictures, Images and Photos



bitch i don't like you

it's not that i'm a bitch,
i just don't like you!!!

funny icons

he said:

i don't know why you wear a bra,
you've got nothing to put in it.

she said:

you wear pants don't you?

burning candle


well yeah it burns!!
and it hurts!!

funny Pictures, Images and Photos


penguin

i may look safe,
but as soon as i get you alone

i will eat you!
-penguin



spork and batman

funny icons

you have been online for 1 straight year.
do you want to log off and get a life?

yes or no