short vs. tall

i'm not short,
you're just tall!

tooth fairy

the tooth fairy
teaches children
that they can sell
their body parts
for money!

get a life

i don't need to
"get a life"
i'm a gamer
i have
lots of live

all at once

i do know it all.
i just can't remember it
all at once

5 seconds

by the time
you finish reading this
you realize you have wasted
5 seconds of your life

roses are red

rose are
red
violets are
blue
god made me
beautiful
what happened to
you??!!

skater boy

a skater boy
broke my heart..
i broke his board

police

the police
never thinks
it's as funny as you
do

fictional boyfriend

i have more
fictional
boyfriends
than you do!!


BEAT THAT!!

no trespassing

NO trespassing!!
violators will be shot!
survivors will be shot again!!!
;D

opinion vs. stupid

yes you have the right
to your opinion
and i have the right to think your stupid!

skittles

i hope you
choke on skittles

play with fire

play with fire
no matter what your mommy says

it's fun!

vegetarian

do vegetarians
eat animal crackers?? ;D

funnier

it's funnier
now that i get it

artificial turf

the greener
grass on the other side
is probably
artificial turf

slinkies

people are like
SLINKIES
basically useless

and yet it's so amusing to watch
them fall down the stairs

periods and tampons for men

if men had their
"period"
they'd brag about the size
of their
tampons
;D

footsteps

don't follow in
my footstepts,
i run into walls!! ;D

warning

warning:

children
left
unattended
will be sold
to the circus

scissors

i run with scissors
..it makes me feel dangerous!!

anti-stress kit

silence and duct tape

silence is golden
but
duct tape is silver

XD

pants

please tell your pants
it's rude to point!!!

optimistic

BE OPTIMISTIC!!

the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

LOL

the perfect thing to type when there is nothing else to say
-LOL!

angry people need hugs

angry people need hugs!!!!!

life before the computer

LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
-------------------------------
*memory was something that you lost with age
*an application was for employment
*a program was a t.v show
*a cursor used profanity
*a keyboard was a piano
*a web was a spider's home
*a virus was the flu
*a CD was a bank account
*a hard drive was a long trip on the road
*a mouse pad was where the mouse live
*and if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy
.....you just hoped nobody found out!

japanese

bitch i don't like you

it's not that i'm a bitch,
i just don't like you!!!

funny icons

he said:

i don't know why you wear a bra,
you've got nothing to put in it.

she said:

you wear pants don't you?

burning candle

well yeah it burns!!
and it hurts!!

penguin

i may look safe,
but as soon as i get you alone

i will eat you!
-penguin

spork and batman

funny icons

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