short vs. tall

i'm not short,
you're just tall!

tooth fairy

the tooth fairy
teaches children
that they can sell
their body parts
for money!

get a life

i don't need to
"get a life"
i'm a gamer
i have
lots of live

all at once

i do know it all.
i just can't remember it
all at once

5 seconds

by the time
you finish reading this
you realize you have wasted
5 seconds of your life

roses are red

rose are
red
violets are
blue
god made me
beautiful
what happened to
you??!!

skater boy

a skater boy
broke my heart..
i broke his board